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This was forwarded to me, I didn't write it BUT I thought it was interesting.
Not sure of the accuracy but...
Think for yourself,
don't let the liberal media brain wash you, your family or your friends...

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Well folks:

 

In light of all the push to "do more in 2004", the following will help you
understand how to reach your goals and be on top.

What makes 100% effort?   What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
And, we have all been to meetings where someone wants you to give 110%.

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:       H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and       K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,       A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,       B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far Ass Kissing will take you.

      A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top

 

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