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This was forwarded to me, I didn't write it BUT I thought it was interesting.
Not sure of the accuracy but...
Think for yourself,
don't let the liberal media brain wash you, your family or your friends...
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Things to Ponder...
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?
Is there another word for synonym?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while
your ahead"?!
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin, what exactly is a fog horn made out of?
What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman
around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
In God We Trust
GOD BLESS AMERICA !!
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