She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde.....

Really Stupid Blond Jokes!

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde..... ·
She thought a quarterback was a refund. ·
She thought General Motors was in the Army. ·
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. ·
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. ·
At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign Here", she wrote "Sagittarius".

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde..... ·
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ·
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ·
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. ·
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. ·
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde..... ·
She tripped over a cordless phone. ·
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate". ·
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK". ·
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. ·
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde..... ·
She studied for a blood test. ·
She thought she needed a token to get on the "Soul Train". ·
She sold the car for gas money. ·
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. ·
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooo Blonde..... ·
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. ·
She thinks Taco bell is the Mexican phone company. ·
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. ·
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. ·
She had a shirt that said "TGIF", which she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front".