With elections coming up, we should all decide. Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question:     How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.   Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot.   You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.   What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

**   Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
**   Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
**   Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
**   Could we run away?
**   What does my wife think?
**   What about the kids?
**   Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
**   What does the law say about this situation?
**   Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
**   Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send       to society and to my children?
**   Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
**   Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
**   If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was               stabbing me?
**   Should I call 9-1-1?
**   Why is this street so deserted?
**   We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,                 healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
**   This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and           try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!
click.....

(sounds of reloading)...

BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!   BANG!
click

          I DON'T APPROVE OF POLITICAL JOKES----
          I'VE SEEN TOO MANY GET ELECTED!!

If enough people read this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve.