INTERESTING DEFINITIONS...

ADULT:   A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:   A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:   Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:   The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:   A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:   Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:   Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:   A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:   Cold Storage.

INFLATION:   Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH:   A female moth.

MOSQUITO:   An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:   Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:   Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:   A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:   The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:   One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:   An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:   Something other people have.   You have character lines.