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This was forwarded to us, we didn't write it but we thought it was interesting.
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One Sunday morning during service, a 2000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe and carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are." Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!" And the two men turned and walked out.
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Too deep not to pass on...
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Funny how simple it is for people to trash God... and then wonder why the world's going to hell.
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Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
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Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
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Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
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Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.
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Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
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Funny how when you go to send a link to this message on, you will not send it to many people on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
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Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
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Are you thinking? Will you share this with people you care about? Or not?
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My instructions were to send a link for this page to people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you.
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If you want to bless someone today, pass a link to this page to someone special.
I just did!
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